Known affectionately as the “Worlds Fastest Stoner,” Chris Barnicle qualified for the Olympic Marathon Trials after finishing a half-marathon in just under an hour and five minutes. His marathon time, however, which was 3:45:34, ended him in last place for the men’s qualifiers. Barnicle isn’t concerned with the time or his last-place spot, he’s just glad he got the opportunity to do it. Although Barnicle declined to comment on whether or not he was high during the run, we’re pretty confident he was based on his statement that he prefers to have THC when he’s running to help decrease his anxiety.
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