Ripped Tomatoes Reviews Clown (Netflix)
This fuckin movie is different. That is all we really can say about this. Not a great one but not absolutely terrible. Pretty fucked up though if you ask us. An unsuspecting father puts on a clown costume for his kids birthday and all fucking hell breaks loose (Ever fucking watch that episode of Goosebumps? No? Fuck). All this fucking guy was trying to do was make his ungrateful little shit happy and he turns into a demon clown. No good deed goes unpunished.
= 3 Pot Plants
This one gets 3 pot plants. We aren’t huge fans of gore and this fucking clown is eating little kids exclusively. So basically you don’t want to be too fucking ripped for all that. Of course they pick these cute little kids too, except for one little shit. That kid deserved it. No spoilers but if anyone deserved to be eaten it was that fuckin kid. God this clown eats so many kids.
We wanted to give this movie a 2.5 star rating so bad for the entire thing. The whole fucking movie honestly. With all these children being fucking eaten and no real build up to the actual beginning of the movie, 2.5 star material. We couldn’t do it. The last thirty minutes of this shit will make your skin crawl. I fucking hate clowns. Fuck this guy and this movie. Not really though. Decent. 3 stars it is.
= 3 Stars
This clown eats so many goddamn kids. That demon thing looks terrifying. If you are looking for something to creep you out and give you another reason to say fuck clowns, this is fucking it. They didn’t reinvent the wheel here, but they did well enough to make us watch a few episodes of Arrested Development before we pass out.
-James, Tyler, & Geno